rabioheab: so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
All I want is to rock your soul.
When my crush shows up to the party I'm at
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
burgrs: [sprays u with water] no, bad opinion
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
3ridan: do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were...
laughingstation: COLLEGE, MOVING OUT, MAKING MONEY, FINDING A HOUSE, FINDING SOMEONE TO DATE, MAKING NEW FRIENDS, NOT DYING
1500hp: the aight gatsby
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
My God,” he gasped, “you’re fun to kiss.– F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender Is The Night (via heartnothate)
aintnohallabackgirl: i almost hit a deer today while i was driving with my friend my first instinct was to say “oh deer” beFORE I EVEN APPLIED THE BRAKES I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF A PUN
circumcisions: im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
wallygraysonwest: my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk
inbox: Like a good neighbor, I do not care
cadairidris: bye guys i hope you all have a great day and ace anything u have whether it be homework, test, quiz, or facing humanity on your own im sure youll do great ily